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This page lists all the planned stage shows at the Public Hall. For concerts and other events please check out the relevant pages.

For a full listing of everything coming up in the next few months take a look at our On Soon diary page.


The Best In Comedy

5 June

Anglia Comedy Company

The Best In Comedy

The Best in Comedy show returns to Witham Public Hall in June with a stacked line-up featuring the hilarious Jake Lambert, Glenn Moore, Thanyia Moore and Vlad Ilich!

Live at the Apollo star Jake Lambert is a rapidly rising stand-up known for his non-stop, gag-filled storytelling. His online videos have racked up over 500 million views, building Jake a devoted fanbase.

Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee Glenn Moore (Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo and The Dave Berry Breakfast Show) is one of the best joke writers of his generation and is back on the road with brand-new material. Expect a “comedy masterclass” (The Times) and a high-energy barrage of the most jokes you’ve ever heard humanely fit into one stand-up show.

Thanyia Moore is an award-winning comedian, best known for her fiercely commanding stage persona and razor sharp wit. Winner of the national Funny Women Awards, Thanyia has gone on to build an impressive list of TV credits including, Mock the Week, Mo Gilligan’s Black, British and Funny, Richard Osman's House of Games, Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled and Big Narstie Show to name a few.

Vlad Ilich is a comic from Macedonia who is the current holder of the prestigious British Comedian of the Year award. Vlad has recently appeared on both BBC Three and BBC One.

NOTE: Over 18s only.
Line-Up subject to change without notice.

  • Performance starts at 8.00pm. Doors open at 7.15pm
  • Tickets £22.50
  • Booking fee applies
  • Tel. 0345 017 8717
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The Last Return

18 - 20 June

Witham Dramatic Club

The Last Return

By Sonya Kelly

“I do not organise the ticket queue, it is up to the people in the ticket queue to organise themselves. Have I made myself clear?”

Once upon a dreary night, five desperate strangers queue for a last minute ticket to the final performance of Oppenheimer’s sold out smash hit, Return To Hindenburg, the hottest show in town. All they have to do is cross their fingers, be patient and wait their turn. But with more people waiting than tickets available, this is no time for patience, this is time for war. Who will triumph? Who will fail? And who will receive… The Last Return?

This new play from acclaimed writer Sonya Kelly is a surreal and entertaining comedy about conflict, peace and the pursuit of territory at any cost!

  • Performances starts at 7.45pm. Doors open at 7.15pm
  • Tickets £15. (Senior Citizens and Children under 16 £13)
  • Booking fee applies
  • Tel. 0345 017 8717
  • Tickets also available from Witham Town Hall
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The Hypnotist and Mind Reader Live

18 July

Witham Public Hall Trust

The Hypnotist and Mind Reader Live

Join one of the UK’s top stage hypnotists and mind readers – direct from London’s West End.

Blending truly jaw-dropping moments, comedy and music, Daniel Sinclair takes you on a rollercoaster ride of your minds – leaving you questioning your own realities while laughing out loud. Prepare for the ultimate evening of amazement. Book early for the best discounts!

Two unmissable shows in one incredible night…

Comedy Hypnosis Show A mesmerisingly hilarious hypnosis show where volunteers have their imaginations unlocked and realities altered, all through the power of hypnosis. Buckle up tight. Prepare to be spellbound and in fits of laughter. Choose to SEE the show or BE the show.

The Mind Reader Live A mind reading and mentalism show that will leave you on the edge of your seats. Expect Derren Brown-style mind games, comedy and all-round psychological wonder as Daniel reads volunteers’ minds and makes astonishing predictions live on stage.

*Volunteers who would like to get hypnotised must be aged 18 or over and can refuse at any point to continue taking part.
* Suitable for ages 12+ (at parents’ discretion)

  • Performance starts at 7.30pm. Doors open at 7.00pm
  • Tickets £18
  • Booking fee applies
  • Tel. 0345 017 8717
  • Tickets also available from the Visitor Information Centre at Witham Town Hall
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Menopause Party Live

25 July

Debbie Baisden

Menopause Party Live

Menopause Party Live has had an upgrade and returns bigger, bolder and more interactive than ever. Building on the show audiences already love, this new version invites the audience to become part of the experience through the questionnaire, helping shape the evening as it unfolds. Expect laughter, honesty and plenty of Essex sparkle as Dolly Slatemen, the straight-talking Essex pub landlady, keeps things lively — with surprises along the way and the fabulous arrival of Boudilicious.

Over 16s only

  • Performance starts at 7.30pm. Doors open at 7.00pm
  • Tickets £18
  • Booking fee applies
  • Tel. 0345 017 8717
  • Tickets also available from the Visitor Information Centre at Witham Town Hall
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The Makings of a Murderer - The Undercover Detective

6 November 2026

Entertainers Show Providers

The Makings of a Murderer - The Undercover Detective

Join Peter Bleksley, a founding member of Scotland Yard’s undercover unit and former star of Channel 4’s Hunted, as he lifts the lid on the most dangerous and hidden aspects of murder investigations. From the gritty realities of infiltrating criminal gangs to his own terrifying experience of becoming the target of a murder plot, Peter shares the untold stories of the most high-stakes cases.

For over a decade, Peter worked undercover, posing as everything from drug dealers to contract killers. His double life gave him access to the darkest corners of humanity, uncovering secrets that would save lives - but at the cost of his own safety. Forced into witness protection by an FBI-uncovered assassination plot, his career as a detective came to an abrupt end, leaving him with chilling memories of murderers and the justice system that hunts them.

Prepare for an unforgettable evening of true crime as Peter Bleksley reveals the harrowing reality behind solving murders and battling the criminal underworld. This is crime-fighting as you’ve never seen it before. 18 plus advised

  • Performance starts at 7.30pm. Doors open at 7.00pm
  • Tickets £27
  • Booking fee applies
  • Tel. 0345 017 8717
  • Tickets also available from the Visitor Information Centre at Witham Town Hall
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